1. What kind of shoes does your dad wear on his days off?

• A. Sneakers with his socks pulled up

• B. Sneakers with short socks

• C. Boat shoes

• D. Orthopedic shoes

2. Which sport would your dad most likely watch on TV?

• A. Football

• B. Golf

• C. Wrestling

• D. Fishing

3. At 11:30 p.m. your dad is...

• A. Watching David Letterman

• B. Watching Jay Leno

• C. Watching Nightline

• D. Asleep

4. When swimming in the pool or ocean, your dad wears...

• A. Speedos

• B. Hawaiian print trunks

• C. Plain swim trunks

5. The Simpsons are on. Your dad...

• A. Tells you to turn off this filth.

• B. Sits down to watch it with you.

• C. Says "What's this show?"

• D. Immediately knows which episode it is.

6. When you were a teenager and wanted to borrow the car for a date, your dad said...

• A. Over my dead body!

• B. Sure, go ahead! Have fun.

• C. Ok, but be home by 9 p.m.

• D. Why don't I drive you?

7. When you were a kid and you went with your dad to the supermarket, he would...

• A. Complain about how much groceries cost

• B. Let you get a special treat

• C. Have no idea which aisles to go in

• D. Let you ride in the cart

8. When you played Monopoly with your dad, he would...

• A. Make trades so he could win at all costs

• B. Always let you win

• C. Tell you when you should buy properties

• D. Give you more money to keep you in the game

9. When your dad wears a tie...

• A. It's one he's had since the '70s

• B. It's one you gave him for Father's Day

• C. It's a nice, silk tie he picked out

• D. Hell has frozen over

10. When you were on a long car trip with your dad, he would...

• A. Tell you and your siblings to "Pipe it down back there!"

• B. Play games like 20 Questions

• C. Agree to listen to your music once in a while

• D. Sing along to the radio