In its seventh season, "Desperate Housewives" producers were looking for someone to kick up some dirt on Wisteria Lane. Well, they found her. Fresh off her stint as Wilhelmina Slater on "Ugly Betty," Vanessa Williams reported to duty.

Renee Perry, the rich, beautiful divorcee from New York, has been keeping the housewives on their toes on everything from their makeup to their men. And along the way, Renee has delivered the best verbal jabs and quirky one-liners of the season. Take a tour of the Renee's most notable quotables.

-- Jethro Nededog, Zap2it

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Additional contributions by Jazmine Harper-Davis